Whamageddon!

I made it until 3:30 Christmas Eve afternoon, when I was in the car, picking up a tray of meatballs to take to my brother’s house for our family gathering

The first notes played, D’Kid proclaimed “You’re dead, Dad”
“Aw, fuck!!!”

then continued on with her own accompaniment, complete with hand gestures and fake tears
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I made it, however I was a bit nervous. Had to drive an hour up to my boyhood home and my daughter wanted Christmas music. I figured I wouldn’t make it but thankfully it never played.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/couple-raise-50000-to-buy-rights-to-last-christmas-so-they-never-have-to-hear-it-again-3372165

“They intend to have the master tapes shipped to a nuclear waste site ‘where it’ll rest for at least two million years’”
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I finally heard it today at a coffee shop in Stockholm.

I am again a victim.
Thank you for any and all thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

Game on.

The 4th Rule
You’re out as soon as you recognise the song.

I’m a shoe in to win this game because I don’t know the song!

I think my wife is out to get me. I woke up this morning with a grocery list waiting for me. Undoubtedly my local grocery store is in full Christmas music mode now.

Is it officially 1 December? Because I got Whamageddon’d on Tuesday (the 28th) already!!!

Is it officially 1 December? Because I got Whamageddon’d on Tuesday (the 28th) already!!!

You are good.

The 2nd Rule
The game starts on December 1st, and finishes at the end of December 24th

I intentionally listened to my Spotify Christmas playlists to scrub them of WHAM! as we were putting up the tree last weekend.

Game on.

so far so good!! I’m on high alert. Went to put gas in my wife’s car last night and she was tuned to Christmas music. Thankfully it didn’t play.

The 4th Rule
You’re out as soon as you recognise the song.

I’m a shoe in to win this game because I don’t know the song!
I’m with you!

Also, I don’t listen to Christmas music until maybe Christmas Eve. Maybe…

  • Jeff

17 hours and 33 minutes… I’m out.

Wife might have done a WHAM S-vest on me. She denies it.

That’s a new record.

I’m out. About an hour ago, I heard it on the speakers in Harbor Freight of all places…

I finally heard it today at a coffee shop in Stockholm.

Last year I made it to December 30th.

This year I was out on December 2nd. I was in Vegas this weekend and heard it in the hotel elevator Saturday morning.

I kind of like the first round of getting Whamageddon’ed, as long as it’s post-Thanksgiving.

First time I can recall hearing the song was my junior year abroad studying in England in the mid-'90s. It was a great year and I have good associations with the song, so first time hearing it each year is a happy thing, as long as it’s not before Thanksgiving has even happened.

Now, after 29 listens in the month of Dec., I admit it can get a tad overdone…but first time hearing it each year - all good.

WHAM! me, baby!!

https://wwd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/WHAM_n_00_59_17_03-1.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1

I haven’t been Whammed yet this year but I am being bludgeoned with a Mariah Carey Cudgel.

I think the radio started playing Christmas songs the day after Rememberance Day, I was out 2 days later.

Officially starts on Dec 1st so if you haven’t heard it in December, you are still good. For me, yeah I heard it Nov 12th and probably every day since. If there a prize for most listens, I am possibly top 5 in the world.

@Kid

I’m still good, but I mostly listen to Spotify or Audiobooks, so not a lot of opportunity for me.