The new cry like a b.tch thread

I’d go with something between 1 and 3

“Good job on your weight loss, but by using my scale, you’re loading the data onto my app, which is getting confusing; and that’s how I know you’re doing well. Let me help you so you can still use my scale - because it’s fancy LOL - but it will load to your app

I want to complain that @E_DUB did not give Kat Mathews a pull letting her draft his eScooter while he took picture for ST so that she could bridge to Lovseth. If he had done that we could have eliminated 200 posts on the Kona race day thread on whether Kat had bike legs or not!!!

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You have no idea what I did to help or not help her in the energy lab :slight_smile:

“By using my scale, your data is actually now my data. I will use this to build a company where I do this to more and more people. Thank you.”

I’m front of her, “I really need to get a new scale. Today it is reading just fine, but then other days I am seeing some ghost data that makes me feel like fat pig.” Hope this helps.

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Maybe set her up as a user so the scales regconises her and it is not you. ; ). I easily have a 2.5kg weight difference pre and post long run.

That is indeed a serious matter
I would leave chocolate on the counter so she puts on 2.5 k

ps on 2nd thoughts ,iam sure it would go down well if you gift her a scale for x mas.

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I have to bail on my ride across Oz for a couple of months 'cause there is a record breaking heatwave and its too bloody hot.

FAAAAARK!!!

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That’s kinda what I said, so, yes

I have another idea I would hang up a white board and write down your and her weight every week
the weight challenge …
I think that would be called team building.

ps since everybody is afraid to talk about the elephant in the room, why dont you just lose 2.5 kg ?

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@ThailandUltras You’re actually doing something sensible? Good job.

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Thanks. Took a couple of truckers talking some aense into me at a roadhouse for me to finally bail…it’s now a 26hr bus ride to Surfers Paradise for the summer.:man_surfing::man_swimming:

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Winner. I shall try that tomorrow.

I did that late last week with some unintentional variant of the raw chicken diet. I established that the overall pace of my long run didn’t change although it became more of an interval session between public loos each 4km. However, recovery did seem inhibited. This is the issue (ok, really, it’s not an issue, hence posted in this thread), she’s within the range of my ‘fluctuations’, otherwise I’d just set up a blank user profile and not see/care about it.

Sorry about the forced pause, is sensible though. That said I am disappointed you didn’t just fit a portable fan on the bars powered by a hub dynamo and take double concrete pills each day.

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If truckers are talking sense into you means you’re next level crazy

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Especially in Australia

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I just saw today, e-runners are coming for us next :slight_smile:

Paid almost $1K IM California and no porta-potties at the swim start. Wah!

It’s my God given right as an American to eat 1000 calories of carbs and drink two cups of coffee race morning.

No that wasn’t gas in my wetsuit.

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Since the OnlyFans thread is locked, I’ll put this here

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we have been harshly censored of late. the garbage sweepers are killing off our triathlon adjacent cultural and sport governance threads, nor do we have ability to discuss jurisprudential burden of proof matters. will kill this one off soon.